BEING TACTFUL

1)TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fuck you're doing!
BAJAN: She retarded as cunt.

2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch.
BAJAN: She is some rasshole else.

3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?
BAJAN: Suck muh rasshole, I goh'a pick up muh
chil'ren.

4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No fucking way.
BAJAN: You real rasshole wrong.

5) TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: I am not buying that!
BAJAN: Gohblimmuh, you mecking bare sport!

6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with ...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.
BAJAN: Dah in my so-in-so job, OKAY!

7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem.
BAJAN: Dat suit you, it ain't got one cunt to do
wid me.

8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?
BAJAN: You lie like cunt.

9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This shit won't work wid me.
BAJAN: Um gun blow up in she rasshole face.

10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the fuck didn't you tell me
sooner?
BAJAN: Every rasshole thing does be urgent in hey.

11) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die.
BAJAN: Suck out muh rasshole.

12) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass!
BAJAN: Caah yuh cunt.

13) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the
moment.
INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on salary.
BAJAN: Rasshole, I alone does wuk hey?

14) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.
BAJAN: You head empty as cunt!

15) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.
BAJAN: I shouddda stan in my fucking bed.