THE FOLLOWING IS AN EXCERPT FROM THE BOOK TO BE PUBLISHED BY DANNY S.A. BABB!
Men are DOGS...Women are CATS!!
How often do we hear it, "Men are dogs!" Yes, it seems like everyday to me and I am sure to say the same for you, when most women, most places across the world make it their business to call a man a "dog" because of some incident that was caused by the woman in the first instance. People often see this as a true statement, especially women as they always try their best to justify such statements. One of their arguments is that "men are dogs because they run after everything they see." This statement is used to describe a man who is promiscuous and somewhat fickle, or in the good bajan vernacular, "a village ram."
Another statement used is, "men are dogs because they don't support their children." Even though this statement may seem straight-forward, we must understand that this cannot be used in an argument as it will cause some degree of confusion. Firstly, "support" here is being used loosely as the word defined in the Oxford Dictionary doesn't only refer to financial ASSISTANCE but also refers to encouragement, help and approving of to name a few. Secondly, as it relates to men not supporting their children financially, it is because some women use that maintenance fund to accessorize themselves instead of putting it to good use. Thirdly, they are women who do not allow fathers within this country to see their child but still want them to maintain them financially.
I recall a case where a father was not allowed to see his child for 6 years because the mother felt like it; but he was still ordered by the court to pay a maintenance fee every month. Luckily, after a while the girl decided that she wanted to see her father and asked him to take full custody of her when she reached the age where she could make that decision. This however, is not the case for all men as some of them never see the child even after the child has grown and mature enough to make adult decisions, because of some deceitful women.
But is there something wrong with calling a man a dog? No! I agree that men are dogs. Why do I agree? Men are dogs because they are the protectors and the providers. They are the ones we turn to in time of need and help. Yes, ALL MEN ARE DOGS!!
If men are dogs, I then say women are cats. Some women in my opinion are the most deceitful, fictitious creature that God placed on the face of the earth. By now, half of them are cursing me and calling me more nasty names than ever. In 30 minutes, my name will be on their tongues and taken to work for a proper roasting. But I say STOP!! Why? Because my definition is true and you yourself know that, that is why you have become so offended. Women are like cats because of there feline like behaviour always hissing and scratching at things which more often than not do not concern them. Women have this tendency to find fault with everything and this is in relation to a cat who can find a loose thread on a piece of garment.
There is more I can say about women but it will only cause more arguments than necessary, especially among those whose corns have been mashed by my statements. However, as the book continues you will become more knowledgeable about Men and Women.
In conclusion, let me make it simple Men are Dogs because men like dogs when they do shit it is in the open for eveyone to see; however women are like cats because women like cats when they do shit always try to cover it up especially in places men have to get their hands dirty!!
