Proverbs 31 vs 10, 12, 22, 28-30

Who can find a virtuous woman...

If you have then you have got the world's most wanted possession

For her price is far above rubies...

I guess that alone will make any man's heart pleased

She will do him good and not evil all the days of her life...

What that really means is that she won't cause her man any strife

She maketh herself coverings of tapestry; her clothing is silk and purple...

Her colours and the material are that of the majestic and most noble

Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her...

So great is she, that she takes the same "Blessed" title of Jesus' mother Mary

Many daughters have done virtuously, but thou excellest them all...

None of her children can make her legacy look small

Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised...

To whom much is given, much is expected thats what the Good Book says

The reality of the world we live in!

There is peace in war, but the war brings peace

There is love in hate, but hate causes persons to love

There is good in evil, yet evil seems more prevalent than good

There is life in death, yet death ends every life

There is silence in noise, but noise in the deafening sounds of silence

There is joy in sorrow, but sorrow eliminates all joy

There is patience in anxiety, yet anxiety in being patience

There is moderation in greed, yet greed in moderation

There is giving in taking, but taking is everyones aim never giving

There is you in me, but you always try to be different than me.

WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?

Is it the Tommy, Ralph, Lacoste or Hugo Boss

Maybe it is 501, 505, 511 or 514

Probably we could add Clarks, Airwalks, Adidas or Nike

And you must make sure you cap a Fitted, 59FIFTYor Snapback

The Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, H&M or AE

Sometimes the Forever 21 or Sunglass Hut maybe Roxy

Or could it be the Quiksilver, the Hurley, the Old Navy

How could we forget Coach, Aeropostale, the 'trusted' Blackberry

Do these things make you happy?

Or is it a welcoming smile, a big hug, a loving wave, a hearty hello

Ice-cream like cookies and cream, vanilla, chocolate or pistachio

Or maybe that one friendship, that one relationship, that one fellowship

A day at the beach with the sandwiches, the drinks and the salted chip

How about the birthday wishes or the heart-warming 'need no occasion' kisses

Or when you hear the voice of that one person your heart misses

Maybe the joke, the song, maybe a night out at the cinema to watch a movie

Being the immaculately dressed gentleman next to your #1 lady

Do these things make you happy?

Desiderata

Go placidly admidst the noise and haste and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly & clearly; and listen to others, even the dull & ignorant; they too have their story.

Avoid loud & aggressive persons, for they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with other; you may become vain & bitter; for always there will be greater & lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.

Keep interested in your career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals; and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself.
Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity & disenchantment it is perennial as the grass. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.

Nature strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune but do not distress yourself with imaginations. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.

You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be, and whatever you labours & aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul. With all its sham, drudgery & broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy.

BEING TACTFUL

1)TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fuck you're doing!
BAJAN: She retarded as cunt.

2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch.
BAJAN: She is some rasshole else.

3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?
BAJAN: Suck muh rasshole, I goh'a pick up muh
chil'ren.

4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No fucking way.
BAJAN: You real rasshole wrong.

5) TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: I am not buying that!
BAJAN: Gohblimmuh, you mecking bare sport!

6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with ...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.
BAJAN: Dah in my so-in-so job, OKAY!

7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem.
BAJAN: Dat suit you, it ain't got one cunt to do
wid me.

8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?
BAJAN: You lie like cunt.

9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This shit won't work wid me.
BAJAN: Um gun blow up in she rasshole face.

10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the fuck didn't you tell me
sooner?
BAJAN: Every rasshole thing does be urgent in hey.

11) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die.
BAJAN: Suck out muh rasshole.

12) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass!
BAJAN: Caah yuh cunt.

13) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the
moment.
INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on salary.
BAJAN: Rasshole, I alone does wuk hey?

14) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.
BAJAN: You head empty as cunt!

15) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.
BAJAN: I shouddda stan in my fucking bed.