Go placidly admidst the noise and haste and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly & clearly; and listen to others, even the dull & ignorant; they too have their story.
Avoid loud & aggressive persons, for they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with other; you may become vain & bitter; for always there will be greater & lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals; and everywhere life is full of heroism.
Be yourself.
Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity & disenchantment it is perennial as the grass. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nature strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune but do not distress yourself with imaginations. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.
You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be, and whatever you labours & aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul. With all its sham, drudgery & broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy.
Friday, April 1, 2011
BEING TACTFUL
1)TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fuck you're doing!
BAJAN: She retarded as cunt.
2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch.
BAJAN: She is some rasshole else.
3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?
BAJAN: Suck muh rasshole, I goh'a pick up muh
chil'ren.
4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No fucking way.
BAJAN: You real rasshole wrong.
5) TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: I am not buying that!
BAJAN: Gohblimmuh, you mecking bare sport!
6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with ...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.
BAJAN: Dah in my so-in-so job, OKAY!
7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem.
BAJAN: Dat suit you, it ain't got one cunt to do
wid me.
8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?
BAJAN: You lie like cunt.
9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This shit won't work wid me.
BAJAN: Um gun blow up in she rasshole face.
10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the fuck didn't you tell me
sooner?
BAJAN: Every rasshole thing does be urgent in hey.
11) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die.
BAJAN: Suck out muh rasshole.
12) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass!
BAJAN: Caah yuh cunt.
13) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the
moment.
INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on salary.
BAJAN: Rasshole, I alone does wuk hey?
14) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.
BAJAN: You head empty as cunt!
15) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.
BAJAN: I shouddda stan in my fucking bed.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fuck you're doing!
BAJAN: She retarded as cunt.
2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch.
BAJAN: She is some rasshole else.
3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?
BAJAN: Suck muh rasshole, I goh'a pick up muh
chil'ren.
4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No fucking way.
BAJAN: You real rasshole wrong.
5) TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: I am not buying that!
BAJAN: Gohblimmuh, you mecking bare sport!
6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with ...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.
BAJAN: Dah in my so-in-so job, OKAY!
7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem.
BAJAN: Dat suit you, it ain't got one cunt to do
wid me.
8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?
BAJAN: You lie like cunt.
9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This shit won't work wid me.
BAJAN: Um gun blow up in she rasshole face.
10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the fuck didn't you tell me
sooner?
BAJAN: Every rasshole thing does be urgent in hey.
11) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die.
BAJAN: Suck out muh rasshole.
12) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass!
BAJAN: Caah yuh cunt.
13) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the
moment.
INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on salary.
BAJAN: Rasshole, I alone does wuk hey?
14) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.
BAJAN: You head empty as cunt!
15) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.
BAJAN: I shouddda stan in my fucking bed.
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