Have you ever had that depressed feeling, where everything seems to be going wrong?
Have you ever wondered why it happens at a time when everything should be going right?
Have you ever been to a point where it seems as though there is no return?
Have you ever looked around and realise all the people who you helped cannot be found?
Have you ever smiled your way through the day just to hide this dreadful feeling?
Have you ever gone into hiding so you don't have to face what is happening?
Have you ever made it through the day but the night seems even longer?
Have you ever been forced to talk to someone because there was no one else in sight?
Have you ever done something stupid thinking it would help ease the pain, but it only makes it worse?
Have you ever hurt because everyone else around you is happy and cheerful?
Have you ever thought about just leaving it all behind and moving on?
Have you ever cried yourself to sleep, hoping the morning will be better?
Have you ever drank to fight those problems and struggles?
Have you ever remained silent when you really want to shout?
Have you ever?
Friday, May 4, 2012
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
WHY WORRY?
Found this wonderful piece at my aunt's house on a wall posting!
WHY WORRY
There's nothing to worry about in this life. They are only two things you have to worry about, whether you are well or whether you are sick.
If you are well, then you have nothing to worry about. But if you are sick, then you have two things to worry about, whether you will get well or you will die.
If you are well, then you have nothing to worry about. But if you are sick, then you have two things to worry about, whether you will get well or you will die.
If you get well then you have nothing to worry about. But if you die, then you have two things to worry about, whether you will go to Heaven or you will go to Hell.
If you go to Heaven, then you have nothing to worry. But if you go to Hell, you'll be so busy shaking the hands of so many friends, you will have no time to worry.
If you go to Heaven, then you have nothing to worry. But if you go to Hell, you'll be so busy shaking the hands of so many friends, you will have no time to worry.
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Proverbs 31 vs 10, 12, 22, 28-30
Who can find a virtuous woman...
If you have then you have got the world's most wanted possession
For her price is far above rubies...
I guess that alone will make any man's heart pleased
She will do him good and not evil all the days of her life...
What that really means is that she won't cause her man any strife
She maketh herself coverings of tapestry; her clothing is silk and purple...
Her colours and the material are that of the majestic and most noble
Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her...
So great is she, that she takes the same "Blessed" title of Jesus' mother Mary
Many daughters have done virtuously, but thou excellest them all...
None of her children can make her legacy look small
Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised...
To whom much is given, much is expected thats what the Good Book says
The reality of the world we live in!
There is peace in war, but the war brings peace
There is love in hate, but hate causes persons to love
There is good in evil, yet evil seems more prevalent than good
There is life in death, yet death ends every life
There is silence in noise, but noise in the deafening sounds of silence
There is joy in sorrow, but sorrow eliminates all joy
There is patience in anxiety, yet anxiety in being patience
There is moderation in greed, yet greed in moderation
There is giving in taking, but taking is everyones aim never giving
There is you in me, but you always try to be different than me.
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?
Is it the Tommy, Ralph, Lacoste or Hugo Boss
Maybe it is 501, 505, 511 or 514
Probably we could add Clarks, Airwalks, Adidas or Nike
And you must make sure you cap a Fitted, 59FIFTYor Snapback
The Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister, H&M or AE
Sometimes the Forever 21 or Sunglass Hut maybe Roxy
Or could it be the Quiksilver, the Hurley, the Old Navy
How could we forget Coach, Aeropostale, the 'trusted' Blackberry
Do these things make you happy?
Or is it a welcoming smile, a big hug, a loving wave, a hearty hello
Ice-cream like cookies and cream, vanilla, chocolate or pistachio
Or maybe that one friendship, that one relationship, that one fellowship
A day at the beach with the sandwiches, the drinks and the salted chip
How about the birthday wishes or the heart-warming 'need no occasion' kisses
Or when you hear the voice of that one person your heart misses
Maybe the joke, the song, maybe a night out at the cinema to watch a movie
Being the immaculately dressed gentleman next to your #1 lady
Do these things make you happy?
Friday, April 1, 2011
Desiderata
Go placidly admidst the noise and haste and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly & clearly; and listen to others, even the dull & ignorant; they too have their story.
Avoid loud & aggressive persons, for they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with other; you may become vain & bitter; for always there will be greater & lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals; and everywhere life is full of heroism.
Be yourself.
Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity & disenchantment it is perennial as the grass. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nature strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune but do not distress yourself with imaginations. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.
You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be, and whatever you labours & aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul. With all its sham, drudgery & broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy.
Avoid loud & aggressive persons, for they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with other; you may become vain & bitter; for always there will be greater & lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals; and everywhere life is full of heroism.
Be yourself.
Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity & disenchantment it is perennial as the grass. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nature strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune but do not distress yourself with imaginations. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.
You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be, and whatever you labours & aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul. With all its sham, drudgery & broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy.
BEING TACTFUL
1)TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fuck you're doing!
BAJAN: She retarded as cunt.
2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch.
BAJAN: She is some rasshole else.
3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?
BAJAN: Suck muh rasshole, I goh'a pick up muh
chil'ren.
4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No fucking way.
BAJAN: You real rasshole wrong.
5) TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: I am not buying that!
BAJAN: Gohblimmuh, you mecking bare sport!
6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with ...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.
BAJAN: Dah in my so-in-so job, OKAY!
7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem.
BAJAN: Dat suit you, it ain't got one cunt to do
wid me.
8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?
BAJAN: You lie like cunt.
9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This shit won't work wid me.
BAJAN: Um gun blow up in she rasshole face.
10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the fuck didn't you tell me
sooner?
BAJAN: Every rasshole thing does be urgent in hey.
11) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die.
BAJAN: Suck out muh rasshole.
12) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass!
BAJAN: Caah yuh cunt.
13) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the
moment.
INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on salary.
BAJAN: Rasshole, I alone does wuk hey?
14) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.
BAJAN: You head empty as cunt!
15) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.
BAJAN: I shouddda stan in my fucking bed.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fuck you're doing!
BAJAN: She retarded as cunt.
2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch.
BAJAN: She is some rasshole else.
3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?
BAJAN: Suck muh rasshole, I goh'a pick up muh
chil'ren.
4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No fucking way.
BAJAN: You real rasshole wrong.
5) TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: I am not buying that!
BAJAN: Gohblimmuh, you mecking bare sport!
6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with ...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.
BAJAN: Dah in my so-in-so job, OKAY!
7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem.
BAJAN: Dat suit you, it ain't got one cunt to do
wid me.
8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?
BAJAN: You lie like cunt.
9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This shit won't work wid me.
BAJAN: Um gun blow up in she rasshole face.
10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the fuck didn't you tell me
sooner?
BAJAN: Every rasshole thing does be urgent in hey.
11) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die.
BAJAN: Suck out muh rasshole.
12) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass!
BAJAN: Caah yuh cunt.
13) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the
moment.
INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on salary.
BAJAN: Rasshole, I alone does wuk hey?
14) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.
BAJAN: You head empty as cunt!
15) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job sucks.
BAJAN: I shouddda stan in my fucking bed.
Saturday, December 19, 2009
TRUST IN A RELATIONSHIP
In my life they are 3 major pillars that the relationship temple is built on; these are love, trust and respect. Today I wish to speak about the one most of us have a problem with and that is the pillar of trust. Trust is a verb and when defined means to “rely on” or “believe in” as stated by the Collins Gem Dictionary and Thesaurus. Most of the time when we enter relationships, we never stop to consider that pillar of trust and most of the time end up being hurt because we never analyzed our partner to determine the amount of trust we can place in this person. Additionally, they are instances where we underestimate and we do not place enough trust in our partner, which too can cause major issues in your relationship. I have been very fortunate to be at the receiving end and the distributing end of the latter.
I was in relationship where the amount of trust I placed in my partner was to a level where I thought she would have been a female Jesus…faithful despite whatever happens. However, I later realized that she didn’t deserve that amount of trust if any at all and to this day I do not trust her as far as I can see Australia from Barbados with the naked eye. Yes, all the thought of being in a relationship with such a beautiful girl had me blinded and left me vulnerable…till I was hurt. With her I was the one and only…the one and only idiot who didn’t know that I was one of many.
It was because of this simple experience I began to analyze all my other relationships and ensure that my partners could be trusted. However, because of this experience I underestimated one of my partners and did not give her the complete trust she deserved. Nonetheless, I always had the belief that no one deserves complete trust as everyone is prone to mistakes.
In this relationship, our level of trust was high so much that we were very open and transparent about each others’ whereabouts and actions. However, on one occasion I had reason to doubt that openness and transparency because of a simple (and I use this term very loosely) mistake made by my partner. The fact I didn’t put enough trust almost cost me that relationship at a very early stage. Let’s just say that I will never make that mistake again in any relationship and I will ensure that I always ask a question before I make assumptions.
When it comes to trust, I find that men are the ones who are always underestimated as women believe all men are prone to cheat. However, this is not always the case as some men only cheat when they are being cheated on…somebody said “two can play that game!” Furthermore, men in my opinion are more trustworthy than women. No, I am not being a chauvinist or biased in my statements, rather I am giving the facts as they are presented before me. Take for instance my first scenario and really think about it. The truth is most females are willing to step out of their relationships just because they can hide it up better than men can…WOMEN are CATS!!! Funny enough males continue to get the shitty end of the stick because they are the ones who put a lot of trust in their women too. Of course, they are the few like me who don’t make this blatant and what I consider foolish mistake as soon as the relationship begins. However, I will confess that they are some really stupid men out there who don’t see the need to cherish the relationship they have with ONE woman. Then again, I blame those slovenly and most immoral women who know the man has another woman but insist on giving him the “pleasure” he WANTS by satisfying him in whatever way possible.
In conclusion, I would say however, that they are some women who you can place the utmost trust in and you will have the assurance they will honour it and the samecan be said about some men...but at the end of the day both men and women are to blame for the break down of trust in the relationship
I was in relationship where the amount of trust I placed in my partner was to a level where I thought she would have been a female Jesus…faithful despite whatever happens. However, I later realized that she didn’t deserve that amount of trust if any at all and to this day I do not trust her as far as I can see Australia from Barbados with the naked eye. Yes, all the thought of being in a relationship with such a beautiful girl had me blinded and left me vulnerable…till I was hurt. With her I was the one and only…the one and only idiot who didn’t know that I was one of many.
It was because of this simple experience I began to analyze all my other relationships and ensure that my partners could be trusted. However, because of this experience I underestimated one of my partners and did not give her the complete trust she deserved. Nonetheless, I always had the belief that no one deserves complete trust as everyone is prone to mistakes.
In this relationship, our level of trust was high so much that we were very open and transparent about each others’ whereabouts and actions. However, on one occasion I had reason to doubt that openness and transparency because of a simple (and I use this term very loosely) mistake made by my partner. The fact I didn’t put enough trust almost cost me that relationship at a very early stage. Let’s just say that I will never make that mistake again in any relationship and I will ensure that I always ask a question before I make assumptions.
When it comes to trust, I find that men are the ones who are always underestimated as women believe all men are prone to cheat. However, this is not always the case as some men only cheat when they are being cheated on…somebody said “two can play that game!” Furthermore, men in my opinion are more trustworthy than women. No, I am not being a chauvinist or biased in my statements, rather I am giving the facts as they are presented before me. Take for instance my first scenario and really think about it. The truth is most females are willing to step out of their relationships just because they can hide it up better than men can…WOMEN are CATS!!! Funny enough males continue to get the shitty end of the stick because they are the ones who put a lot of trust in their women too. Of course, they are the few like me who don’t make this blatant and what I consider foolish mistake as soon as the relationship begins. However, I will confess that they are some really stupid men out there who don’t see the need to cherish the relationship they have with ONE woman. Then again, I blame those slovenly and most immoral women who know the man has another woman but insist on giving him the “pleasure” he WANTS by satisfying him in whatever way possible.
In conclusion, I would say however, that they are some women who you can place the utmost trust in and you will have the assurance they will honour it and the samecan be said about some men...but at the end of the day both men and women are to blame for the break down of trust in the relationship
Sunday, October 25, 2009
God's Love
GOD WILL ALWAYS PROVIDE
A poorly dressed lady with a look of defeat on her face, walked into a grocery store. She approached the owner of the store in a most humble manner and asked if he would let her charge a few groceries.
She softly explained that her husband was very ill and unable to work, they had seven children and they needed food.
John Longhouse, the grocer, scoffed at her and requested that she leave his store at once.
Visualizing the family needs, she said: 'Please, sir! I will bring you the money just as soon as I can.'
John told her he could not give her credit, since she did not have a charge account at his store.
Standing beside the counter was a customer! who overheard the conversation between the two. The customer walked forward and told the grocer that he would stand good for whatever she needed for her family.
The grocer said in a very reluctant voice, 'Do you have a grocery list?'
Louise replied, 'Yes sir.' 'O. K.' he said, 'put your grocery list on the scales and whatever your grocery list weighs, I will give you that amount in groceries.'
Louise, hesitated a moment with a bowed head, then she reached into her purse and took out a piece of paper and scribbled something on it. She then laid the piece of paper on the scale carefully with her head still bowed.
The eyes of the grocer and the customer showed amazement when the scales went down and stayed down.
The grocer, staring at the scales, turned slowly to the customer and said begrudgingly, 'I can't believe it.'
The customer smiled and the grocer started putting the groceries on the other side of the scales. The scale did not balance so he continued to put more and more groceries on them until the scales would hold no more.
The grocer stood there in utter disgust. Finally, he grabbed the piece of paper from the scales and looked at it with greater amazement.
It was not a grocery list, it was a prayer, which said:
'Dear Lord, you know my needs and I am leaving this in your hands.'
The grocer gave her the groceries that he had gathered and stood in stunned silence.
Louise thanked him and left the store.
The other customer handed a fifty-dollar bill to the grocer and said;
'It was worth every penny of it. Only God Knows how much a prayer weighs.'
THE POWER OF PRAYER: When you receive this, say a prayer. That's all you have to do.
Just stop right now, and say a prayer of thanks for your own good fortune.
Then please send this to all your friends and relatives.
I believe if you will send this testimony out with prayer in faith, you will receive what you need God to do in your and your families' life.
So dear heart, trust God to heal the sick, provide food for the hungry, clothes and shelter for those that don't have as we do. Amen & Amen
A poorly dressed lady with a look of defeat on her face, walked into a grocery store. She approached the owner of the store in a most humble manner and asked if he would let her charge a few groceries.
She softly explained that her husband was very ill and unable to work, they had seven children and they needed food.
John Longhouse, the grocer, scoffed at her and requested that she leave his store at once.
Visualizing the family needs, she said: 'Please, sir! I will bring you the money just as soon as I can.'
John told her he could not give her credit, since she did not have a charge account at his store.
Standing beside the counter was a customer! who overheard the conversation between the two. The customer walked forward and told the grocer that he would stand good for whatever she needed for her family.
The grocer said in a very reluctant voice, 'Do you have a grocery list?'
Louise replied, 'Yes sir.' 'O. K.' he said, 'put your grocery list on the scales and whatever your grocery list weighs, I will give you that amount in groceries.'
Louise, hesitated a moment with a bowed head, then she reached into her purse and took out a piece of paper and scribbled something on it. She then laid the piece of paper on the scale carefully with her head still bowed.
The eyes of the grocer and the customer showed amazement when the scales went down and stayed down.
The grocer, staring at the scales, turned slowly to the customer and said begrudgingly, 'I can't believe it.'
The customer smiled and the grocer started putting the groceries on the other side of the scales. The scale did not balance so he continued to put more and more groceries on them until the scales would hold no more.
The grocer stood there in utter disgust. Finally, he grabbed the piece of paper from the scales and looked at it with greater amazement.
It was not a grocery list, it was a prayer, which said:
'Dear Lord, you know my needs and I am leaving this in your hands.'
The grocer gave her the groceries that he had gathered and stood in stunned silence.
Louise thanked him and left the store.
The other customer handed a fifty-dollar bill to the grocer and said;
'It was worth every penny of it. Only God Knows how much a prayer weighs.'
THE POWER OF PRAYER: When you receive this, say a prayer. That's all you have to do.
Just stop right now, and say a prayer of thanks for your own good fortune.
Then please send this to all your friends and relatives.
I believe if you will send this testimony out with prayer in faith, you will receive what you need God to do in your and your families' life.
So dear heart, trust God to heal the sick, provide food for the hungry, clothes and shelter for those that don't have as we do. Amen & Amen
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
LIFE"S JOURNEY
LIFE SHOULD NOT BE A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTION TO ARRIVE SAFELY IN AN ATTRACTIVE AND WELL PRESERVED BODY; RATHER TO SKID IN SIDEWAYS, CHOCOLATE IN ONE HAND AND WINE IN THE OTHER, BODY THOROUGHLY USED UP AND WORN OUT AND SCREAMING "WOO HOO...WHAT A RIDE!!"
-Unknown
-Unknown
Monday, May 4, 2009
Not Just A Pillow- THE REPLY
This is a reply to Shaquille Haynes' note- "Not Just A Pillow"
i am not just a pillow...i am the place you lay your head.
Even though when he was here you treated me as if i were dead
you lay your head on this pillow...you say of him you constantly dream.
But you must realise it was me who comforted you long before him.
you sank your head into this pillow...but your memoried of him wont retreat.
You couldn't understand but instead blamed me and resorted to the sheet.
you tried at this sheet...it was brown in colour reminding you of his skin.
But haven't you realised this is the same sheet that had you wrapped up with him.
you turned to the sheet...it felt like the warmth of his body.
I wonder if you weren't warm before he came to make your life feel sorry.
you left the bed...it made you think of him.
But you would not think of the pain the pillow and sheet were feeling.
you picked up the phone...you know you wanted to call.
But you knew that he would just hurt you and cause your heart to fall.
you were jumped by the busy tone...and i am glad you realised
The guy that you were falling for was just a possession and not a prize.
you come back to bed...and decide that pillow and sheet were not your friend.
but it is this same very sheet and pillow who were with you to the end.
You cry in this bed...asking why Shaq why? feeling like you would die.
But I ask why Shaq would you waste time with someone who made you cry.
You sleep in this bed...dreaming, sweating as you toss and turn.
But this is one of those many lessons you have to learn.
You wake up in this bed...lying by yourself probably wondering why he made you so blue.
This sheet and pillow don't care because we love you!!
i am not just a pillow...i am the place you lay your head.
Even though when he was here you treated me as if i were dead
you lay your head on this pillow...you say of him you constantly dream.
But you must realise it was me who comforted you long before him.
you sank your head into this pillow...but your memoried of him wont retreat.
You couldn't understand but instead blamed me and resorted to the sheet.
you tried at this sheet...it was brown in colour reminding you of his skin.
But haven't you realised this is the same sheet that had you wrapped up with him.
you turned to the sheet...it felt like the warmth of his body.
I wonder if you weren't warm before he came to make your life feel sorry.
you left the bed...it made you think of him.
But you would not think of the pain the pillow and sheet were feeling.
you picked up the phone...you know you wanted to call.
But you knew that he would just hurt you and cause your heart to fall.
you were jumped by the busy tone...and i am glad you realised
The guy that you were falling for was just a possession and not a prize.
you come back to bed...and decide that pillow and sheet were not your friend.
but it is this same very sheet and pillow who were with you to the end.
You cry in this bed...asking why Shaq why? feeling like you would die.
But I ask why Shaq would you waste time with someone who made you cry.
You sleep in this bed...dreaming, sweating as you toss and turn.
But this is one of those many lessons you have to learn.
You wake up in this bed...lying by yourself probably wondering why he made you so blue.
This sheet and pillow don't care because we love you!!
Thursday, April 23, 2009
J.R.M
I wrote this poem for my girlfriend, who has for a while been an inspiration to me...since being with her i have never been so happy before and for that I thank her and God. I wrote this because she not only completes me but she also brings out the beauty in me and she continues to do that everyday. By the way J.R.M are her initials, Je-Meila R. Maloney and I thought it was a nice title for the poem.
J.R.M
As I sit here admiring your face so soft and sweet
I am thankful to God for letting our hearts meet
Your beauty, it flows from inside and expressed out
A beauty so rare, it makes my heart shout.
As I lie here thinking about your fairness and beauty
You should be called Queen and Lady not 'slims' or 'sexy'
You are royalty and should be treated as such
After all, with me you have that magic touch.
As I sleep here dreaming about gift God has bestowed
I am more grateful to Him and I am sure he would know
For everyday you spend time with me, so true
Every minute I realise the beauty in you!
As I wake here rising to the sound of your voice
I smile with confidence knowing I have made the right choice
Then I get on my knees and thank God in pray
For allowing to be with you another day!
As I walk here holding your soft, caring hand
Leaving behind footprints in time's sand
Making you the centre of my attention
Admiring the head angel of God's creation!
As I stand here caressing your lips with a kiss
I find out what it is my life had miss
A hug, a touch, just spending time with you
J.R.M. I do love you!
By Danny Babb
J.R.M
As I sit here admiring your face so soft and sweet
I am thankful to God for letting our hearts meet
Your beauty, it flows from inside and expressed out
A beauty so rare, it makes my heart shout.
As I lie here thinking about your fairness and beauty
You should be called Queen and Lady not 'slims' or 'sexy'
You are royalty and should be treated as such
After all, with me you have that magic touch.
As I sleep here dreaming about gift God has bestowed
I am more grateful to Him and I am sure he would know
For everyday you spend time with me, so true
Every minute I realise the beauty in you!
As I wake here rising to the sound of your voice
I smile with confidence knowing I have made the right choice
Then I get on my knees and thank God in pray
For allowing to be with you another day!
As I walk here holding your soft, caring hand
Leaving behind footprints in time's sand
Making you the centre of my attention
Admiring the head angel of God's creation!
As I stand here caressing your lips with a kiss
I find out what it is my life had miss
A hug, a touch, just spending time with you
J.R.M. I do love you!
By Danny Babb
The Beauty in You!
This poem is a response to Christa's poem...The Beauty in Me...I was truly inspired by her poem to write a poem about her. The fact that it is not only her boyfriend who can see the beauty in her, shows that she is a great person!!
The Beauty in You!
You are that beautiful woman staring at me
One full of character, elegance and humility
For a while I have been admiring your face
Never imperfect, angel-like and full of grace
No longer should you dwell on the scars inside
No longer should there be darkness or reason to hide
You may have been a victim but it taught you to be the survivor
Yes, you are the new angel walking in God's favour
Your hips are a harmony of the songs of Africa
Your hair is the melody of a true India
The harmony and the melody is the true nature of your body
Yes two exquisite races together in harmony
Your profound love, only God needs to explain
Beautifully anointed the essence of your name
Your life a reminds me of God's love constantly
That is why we celebrate the Beauty in You!
By Danny Babb
The Beauty in You!
You are that beautiful woman staring at me
One full of character, elegance and humility
For a while I have been admiring your face
Never imperfect, angel-like and full of grace
No longer should you dwell on the scars inside
No longer should there be darkness or reason to hide
You may have been a victim but it taught you to be the survivor
Yes, you are the new angel walking in God's favour
Your hips are a harmony of the songs of Africa
Your hair is the melody of a true India
The harmony and the melody is the true nature of your body
Yes two exquisite races together in harmony
Your profound love, only God needs to explain
Beautifully anointed the essence of your name
Your life a reminds me of God's love constantly
That is why we celebrate the Beauty in You!
By Danny Babb
Friday, March 13, 2009
PROPOSAL 1
After listening to you, I have come up with a list of SOME of the things that I believe we should deal with over the next year.
· Ensure corruption on the Guild is a thing of the past.
· To ensure that Part-time students are afforded the privileges due to them.
· To advance the implementation process for additional parking, day-care centre and sheltered bus area.
· To ensure that Clubs and Societies are treated with the respect they need.
· To have more areas provided for group study.
· To make the Guild, STUDENT– FRIENDLY
· TO REPRESENT EVERY STUDENT TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY!
· Ensure corruption on the Guild is a thing of the past.
· To ensure that Part-time students are afforded the privileges due to them.
· To advance the implementation process for additional parking, day-care centre and sheltered bus area.
· To ensure that Clubs and Societies are treated with the respect they need.
· To have more areas provided for group study.
· To make the Guild, STUDENT– FRIENDLY
· TO REPRESENT EVERY STUDENT TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY!
DANNY BABB FOR GUILD VICE-PRESIDENT 2009/10
FRIENDS,
I humbly present myself to you as a Vice-Presidential Candidate in the upcoming Guild Elections.
Over the past year the Guild Council has been operating without a proper Vice-President. Furthermore, the entire Guild structure was affected causing the Guild Council to be ineffective.
However, I want to assure you that I am here to be the difference. I am here to ensure that the Guild Council represents the students of the University and support them in a positive manner. I AM HERE TO GET THE JOB DONE!
Friends, now is the time to make a difference. Now is the time to let your voice be heard. Now is the time to stand up for what you believe in. Now is the time for you to be the difference. Now is the time to... VOTE DANNY S.A. BABB for GUILD VICE-PRESIDENT 2009/10
I humbly present myself to you as a Vice-Presidential Candidate in the upcoming Guild Elections.
Over the past year the Guild Council has been operating without a proper Vice-President. Furthermore, the entire Guild structure was affected causing the Guild Council to be ineffective.
However, I want to assure you that I am here to be the difference. I am here to ensure that the Guild Council represents the students of the University and support them in a positive manner. I AM HERE TO GET THE JOB DONE!
Friends, now is the time to make a difference. Now is the time to let your voice be heard. Now is the time to stand up for what you believe in. Now is the time for you to be the difference. Now is the time to... VOTE DANNY S.A. BABB for GUILD VICE-PRESIDENT 2009/10
BE THE DIFFERENCE!!!
Sunday, December 21, 2008
SEASONS GREETINGS!
"DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUGHS OF HOLLY, TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY AND BE THANKFUL FOR ALL THAT WE HAVE!"
Ladies and Gentlemen, the year has been long and the times have been hard but we've made it thus far. This year for some of us started with lots of joy and laughter and is sadly ending the opposite way. For others, the year has been sad right through, while others had it happy all year. If you are like me, it had its ups and downs. However, one thing I must say is that through this year I have been able to meet amazing people like yourself who have made a difference whether for better or worse. Additionally, I must make special mention of a few people who I consider to be very "special" to me, even though I may not have told you so before...Schaniqua Riley, Adrian 'De Bubbla' Boyce, Jelissa Daniel, Shane Brathwaite, Cara Howard, Jamal Prescott, Tanya Clarke and the entire Humanities and Education Committee.
I also want to thank my permanent support team, Michelle Scantlebury, Paula Goodridge, Kirt Goodridge, Kirk Cozier, Shonelle Branker, the members of the Tree of Reasoning, Jamar Flemming, Cindy Meredith, Paul Forte, Quincy Yarde and Andre Layne.
Finally, I wish thank my best friend, who even though was miles away was always there when I needed him most, DWAYNE WORRELL.
So to ALL my friends, as we come to another Christmas and the end of another year I give to you from my heart to your home, from my notes to your profile, from my facebook to your inbox.....A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND GOD'S RICHEST BLESSINGS THROUGHOUT THE COMING YEAR!
May your sorrows be less, and your joys be more...let nothing but happiness come through your door!I love you all!!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, the year has been long and the times have been hard but we've made it thus far. This year for some of us started with lots of joy and laughter and is sadly ending the opposite way. For others, the year has been sad right through, while others had it happy all year. If you are like me, it had its ups and downs. However, one thing I must say is that through this year I have been able to meet amazing people like yourself who have made a difference whether for better or worse. Additionally, I must make special mention of a few people who I consider to be very "special" to me, even though I may not have told you so before...Schaniqua Riley, Adrian 'De Bubbla' Boyce, Jelissa Daniel, Shane Brathwaite, Cara Howard, Jamal Prescott, Tanya Clarke and the entire Humanities and Education Committee.
I also want to thank my permanent support team, Michelle Scantlebury, Paula Goodridge, Kirt Goodridge, Kirk Cozier, Shonelle Branker, the members of the Tree of Reasoning, Jamar Flemming, Cindy Meredith, Paul Forte, Quincy Yarde and Andre Layne.
Finally, I wish thank my best friend, who even though was miles away was always there when I needed him most, DWAYNE WORRELL.
So to ALL my friends, as we come to another Christmas and the end of another year I give to you from my heart to your home, from my notes to your profile, from my facebook to your inbox.....A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND GOD'S RICHEST BLESSINGS THROUGHOUT THE COMING YEAR!
May your sorrows be less, and your joys be more...let nothing but happiness come through your door!I love you all!!!!
LESSONS FOR WOMEN!
IF A MAN WANTS YOU
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be.
Slower is better.
Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't 'be friends.' A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think 'it will get better.' You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.
The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always have your own set of friends separate from his. Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you, speak up. Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later.
You cannot change a man's behavior.
Change comes from within. Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are...even if he has more education or in a better job. Do not make him into a quasi-god. He is a man, nothing more nothing less. Never let a man define who you are. Never borrow someone else's man. Oh Lord!? If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you. A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.
ALL MEN ARE NOT DOGS
You should not be the one doing all the bending...compromise is a two-way street. You need time to heal between relationships...................there is nothing cute about baggage... deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship. You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you...a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals...look for someone complimentary...not supplementary. Dating is fun...even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr.. Right. Make him miss you sometimes...when a man always know where you are, and your always readily available to him- he takes it for granted. Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need. Keep him in your radar but get to know others.
Share this with other ladies and men as well..... You'll make someone SMILE, another RETHINK their choices, and another PREPARE. They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them and an entire lifetime to forget them.
BY THE WAY, THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A MAN, SO TAKE A HINT LADIES..............
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop trying to change yourselves for a relationship that's not meant to be.
Slower is better.
Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't 'be friends.' A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. Don't settle. If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is. Don't stay because you think 'it will get better.' You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.
The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
Avoid men who've got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women. He didn't marry them when he got them pregnant, Why would he treat you any differently? Always have your own set of friends separate from his. Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you, speak up. Never let a man know everything. He will use it against you later.
You cannot change a man's behavior.
Change comes from within. Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are...even if he has more education or in a better job. Do not make him into a quasi-god. He is a man, nothing more nothing less. Never let a man define who you are. Never borrow someone else's man. Oh Lord!? If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you. A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.
ALL MEN ARE NOT DOGS
You should not be the one doing all the bending...compromise is a two-way street. You need time to heal between relationships...................there is nothing cute about baggage... deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship. You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you...a relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals...look for someone complimentary...not supplementary. Dating is fun...even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr.. Right. Make him miss you sometimes...when a man always know where you are, and your always readily available to him- he takes it for granted. Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need. Keep him in your radar but get to know others.
Share this with other ladies and men as well..... You'll make someone SMILE, another RETHINK their choices, and another PREPARE. They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them and an entire lifetime to forget them.
BY THE WAY, THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A MAN, SO TAKE A HINT LADIES..............
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Men are DOGS...Women are CATS
WOMEN need MEN!
The need for women in society is vital. They are suppose to be the childbearers and affectionate caregivers. However, some women are not suited for this position, especially the younger generation of women , who are more focused on partying, careers and of course, MONEY! I am not saying that these things are not important in life, but thee should be some limit to some of these things. Dr. J. Lewis, my 6th Form Literatures in English teacher once gave a scenario in class explaining why women should always find a man first and then acomplish these things. He stated when the young girls go to Univesity it is necessary you find a man and a good one.
"They are some women who come through Secondary School saying, they will get a man later. They go to College or Sixth Form saying, they will get a man at University. They go to University and decide they want good grades so they will get a man when they have completed their bachelors degree. At the end of the Bachelors along with it they get honours and decide they will do a Masters and put the man on hold for another 18 months. When they have completed the Masters they decided they want to get a career which pays them some good money and which they are successful in. By the time they ave done all that they then realise they need a man, but the problem is they have past 40 years old, look old and are infertile so the man they are looking for is not looking for them."
Even though it may be true that women can survive without sex, I am assuring you they cannot survive without a man. People always say behind every great man there is an even better woman, but I think that we have taken it out of context. My interpretation of this is, "Behind every great man there is some woman who wants to take control so she is behind him pushing him until he falls." That is how women are, they always want control of the situation. Paul Forte once said to me in a conversation that women always like being in control but they do not like men who they cannot control and that is why I Danny S.A. Babb has problems when it comes to women, this is because I allow no woman to take control of me. What is even more intriguing is that when I am in a relationship, women enjoy me more for the fact that I do not allow them to take control, rather I regulate the amount of control they may have at any given point in time. People may think that I am being harsh but I am following the Bible as it speaks in Ephesians 5 vs 23-24, "For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church...therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in everything."
To reiterate my point that Women need Men, draw reference to the fact that women often say that men are better friends. Additionally, some women even say, "women are the worst friends you can have as best friends." This proves itself as women are always in competition with one another, and they are unable keep secrets. Men on the other hand are the better listeners and they always have the best advice.
Finally, Women need men because as was said by A.K. Layne, "Men are the best at everything they do...if you go to a male hairdresser named Enrique, no woman can do your hair better than that...if a man goes to the supermarket and buy the groceries they family will eat healthy for that entire month, furthermore they will lack for nothing."
Therefore as we can clearly see WOMEN NEED MEN!!!
The need for women in society is vital. They are suppose to be the childbearers and affectionate caregivers. However, some women are not suited for this position, especially the younger generation of women , who are more focused on partying, careers and of course, MONEY! I am not saying that these things are not important in life, but thee should be some limit to some of these things. Dr. J. Lewis, my 6th Form Literatures in English teacher once gave a scenario in class explaining why women should always find a man first and then acomplish these things. He stated when the young girls go to Univesity it is necessary you find a man and a good one.
"They are some women who come through Secondary School saying, they will get a man later. They go to College or Sixth Form saying, they will get a man at University. They go to University and decide they want good grades so they will get a man when they have completed their bachelors degree. At the end of the Bachelors along with it they get honours and decide they will do a Masters and put the man on hold for another 18 months. When they have completed the Masters they decided they want to get a career which pays them some good money and which they are successful in. By the time they ave done all that they then realise they need a man, but the problem is they have past 40 years old, look old and are infertile so the man they are looking for is not looking for them."
Even though it may be true that women can survive without sex, I am assuring you they cannot survive without a man. People always say behind every great man there is an even better woman, but I think that we have taken it out of context. My interpretation of this is, "Behind every great man there is some woman who wants to take control so she is behind him pushing him until he falls." That is how women are, they always want control of the situation. Paul Forte once said to me in a conversation that women always like being in control but they do not like men who they cannot control and that is why I Danny S.A. Babb has problems when it comes to women, this is because I allow no woman to take control of me. What is even more intriguing is that when I am in a relationship, women enjoy me more for the fact that I do not allow them to take control, rather I regulate the amount of control they may have at any given point in time. People may think that I am being harsh but I am following the Bible as it speaks in Ephesians 5 vs 23-24, "For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church...therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in everything."
To reiterate my point that Women need Men, draw reference to the fact that women often say that men are better friends. Additionally, some women even say, "women are the worst friends you can have as best friends." This proves itself as women are always in competition with one another, and they are unable keep secrets. Men on the other hand are the better listeners and they always have the best advice.
Finally, Women need men because as was said by A.K. Layne, "Men are the best at everything they do...if you go to a male hairdresser named Enrique, no woman can do your hair better than that...if a man goes to the supermarket and buy the groceries they family will eat healthy for that entire month, furthermore they will lack for nothing."
Therefore as we can clearly see WOMEN NEED MEN!!!
Men are DOGS...Women are CATS
WOMEN ARE CATS
To describe or understand a woman is one of the most strenuous task that men have had since the begnning of time. The reason for this is because women are known to have these frequent mood swings, which places men in a predicament when trying to please them. Additionally, women have this facetious nature about them, which makes men misunderstand there position on a situation.
In all honesty, how can I as a man please a woman, when in truth women do not even know what they want for themselves. For instance, when a man asks a woman what she would like for her birthday, most women respond with these two answers; "Nothing!" or "Anything, it doesn't matter!" which is generally not true. However, I being the man I am will get you nothing for your birthday if that is what you would like. Additionally, if you want anything, I again being the understanding man I am, will buy exactly what you want, ANYTHING. However, for men like me this creates a problem as you never want 'nothing' or 'anything' in the first place. This behaviour then fosters problems in the relationship, as it relates to communication, which was caused by the woman in the first place but the man again has to bear the blame. This indeciveness and inability to be understood is summed up in a story told to me by Paul Forte.
"A man once found a bottle with a genie in it. Being curious he opened the bottle and out came the genie who thanked the man for releasing him and told him he will grant him 3 wishes. For the first wish the man asked for wealth and it was granted. For the second he asked for a nice fast car and it as granted. Thirdly, he asked for a highway stretching from one end of the United States to the next; to this the genie was a bit taken back and began to ask the man if he knew how much concrete and steel it would take, allowing him to know the world does not have that much steel. So the genie told the man make another wish, at this the men asked the genie to explain women. The genie in his all powerful voice replied, "How many lanes do you want on that highway 2 or 4?"
This clearly shows that women are hard to explain.
However, while listening to a priest a few years back, I remember during his sermon he said, "God made the earth and heavens, the seas and skies, the birds and beasts and man in six days and rested on the seventh day knowing all was good. Then he decided to make woman and since then he has never rested again."
Additionally, the Bible again confirms it in the book of Proverbs, which was written by Solomon a man who had 700 wives and princesses and 300 concubines. In Chapter 21 vs 9, "It is better to dwell in a corner of the house top, than with a brawling woman in a wide house." and again in verse 19, "It is better to dwell in the wilderness than with a contentious and an angry woman." Ladies and gentlemen, Solomon was the wisest man who has ever lived on this earth, I am sure that he too had the same problems most men have and i have confirmed this as he wrote in Proverbs 31 vs 10-11, " Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies. The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil."
In his lifetime, Solomon was unable to find a virtuous woman and I am tempted to say they are none but that would be unfair to those women who are truly virtuous and I have met one or two or even three but no more than that.
To describe or understand a woman is one of the most strenuous task that men have had since the begnning of time. The reason for this is because women are known to have these frequent mood swings, which places men in a predicament when trying to please them. Additionally, women have this facetious nature about them, which makes men misunderstand there position on a situation.
In all honesty, how can I as a man please a woman, when in truth women do not even know what they want for themselves. For instance, when a man asks a woman what she would like for her birthday, most women respond with these two answers; "Nothing!" or "Anything, it doesn't matter!" which is generally not true. However, I being the man I am will get you nothing for your birthday if that is what you would like. Additionally, if you want anything, I again being the understanding man I am, will buy exactly what you want, ANYTHING. However, for men like me this creates a problem as you never want 'nothing' or 'anything' in the first place. This behaviour then fosters problems in the relationship, as it relates to communication, which was caused by the woman in the first place but the man again has to bear the blame. This indeciveness and inability to be understood is summed up in a story told to me by Paul Forte.
"A man once found a bottle with a genie in it. Being curious he opened the bottle and out came the genie who thanked the man for releasing him and told him he will grant him 3 wishes. For the first wish the man asked for wealth and it was granted. For the second he asked for a nice fast car and it as granted. Thirdly, he asked for a highway stretching from one end of the United States to the next; to this the genie was a bit taken back and began to ask the man if he knew how much concrete and steel it would take, allowing him to know the world does not have that much steel. So the genie told the man make another wish, at this the men asked the genie to explain women. The genie in his all powerful voice replied, "How many lanes do you want on that highway 2 or 4?"
This clearly shows that women are hard to explain.
However, while listening to a priest a few years back, I remember during his sermon he said, "God made the earth and heavens, the seas and skies, the birds and beasts and man in six days and rested on the seventh day knowing all was good. Then he decided to make woman and since then he has never rested again."
Additionally, the Bible again confirms it in the book of Proverbs, which was written by Solomon a man who had 700 wives and princesses and 300 concubines. In Chapter 21 vs 9, "It is better to dwell in a corner of the house top, than with a brawling woman in a wide house." and again in verse 19, "It is better to dwell in the wilderness than with a contentious and an angry woman." Ladies and gentlemen, Solomon was the wisest man who has ever lived on this earth, I am sure that he too had the same problems most men have and i have confirmed this as he wrote in Proverbs 31 vs 10-11, " Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies. The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil."
In his lifetime, Solomon was unable to find a virtuous woman and I am tempted to say they are none but that would be unfair to those women who are truly virtuous and I have met one or two or even three but no more than that.
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
MEN ARE DOGS...WOMEN ARE CATS!!
THE FOLLOWING IS AN EXCERPT FROM THE BOOK TO BE PUBLISHED BY DANNY S.A. BABB!
Men are DOGS...Women are CATS!!
How often do we hear it, "Men are dogs!" Yes, it seems like everyday to me and I am sure to say the same for you, when most women, most places across the world make it their business to call a man a "dog" because of some incident that was caused by the woman in the first instance. People often see this as a true statement, especially women as they always try their best to justify such statements. One of their arguments is that "men are dogs because they run after everything they see." This statement is used to describe a man who is promiscuous and somewhat fickle, or in the good bajan vernacular, "a village ram."
Another statement used is, "men are dogs because they don't support their children." Even though this statement may seem straight-forward, we must understand that this cannot be used in an argument as it will cause some degree of confusion. Firstly, "support" here is being used loosely as the word defined in the Oxford Dictionary doesn't only refer to financial ASSISTANCE but also refers to encouragement, help and approving of to name a few. Secondly, as it relates to men not supporting their children financially, it is because some women use that maintenance fund to accessorize themselves instead of putting it to good use. Thirdly, they are women who do not allow fathers within this country to see their child but still want them to maintain them financially.
I recall a case where a father was not allowed to see his child for 6 years because the mother felt like it; but he was still ordered by the court to pay a maintenance fee every month. Luckily, after a while the girl decided that she wanted to see her father and asked him to take full custody of her when she reached the age where she could make that decision. This however, is not the case for all men as some of them never see the child even after the child has grown and mature enough to make adult decisions, because of some deceitful women.
But is there something wrong with calling a man a dog? No! I agree that men are dogs. Why do I agree? Men are dogs because they are the protectors and the providers. They are the ones we turn to in time of need and help. Yes, ALL MEN ARE DOGS!!
If men are dogs, I then say women are cats. Some women in my opinion are the most deceitful, fictitious creature that God placed on the face of the earth. By now, half of them are cursing me and calling me more nasty names than ever. In 30 minutes, my name will be on their tongues and taken to work for a proper roasting. But I say STOP!! Why? Because my definition is true and you yourself know that, that is why you have become so offended. Women are like cats because of there feline like behaviour always hissing and scratching at things which more often than not do not concern them. Women have this tendency to find fault with everything and this is in relation to a cat who can find a loose thread on a piece of garment.
There is more I can say about women but it will only cause more arguments than necessary, especially among those whose corns have been mashed by my statements. However, as the book continues you will become more knowledgeable about Men and Women.
In conclusion, let me make it simple Men are Dogs because men like dogs when they do shit it is in the open for eveyone to see; however women are like cats because women like cats when they do shit always try to cover it up especially in places men have to get their hands dirty!!
Men are DOGS...Women are CATS!!
How often do we hear it, "Men are dogs!" Yes, it seems like everyday to me and I am sure to say the same for you, when most women, most places across the world make it their business to call a man a "dog" because of some incident that was caused by the woman in the first instance. People often see this as a true statement, especially women as they always try their best to justify such statements. One of their arguments is that "men are dogs because they run after everything they see." This statement is used to describe a man who is promiscuous and somewhat fickle, or in the good bajan vernacular, "a village ram."
Another statement used is, "men are dogs because they don't support their children." Even though this statement may seem straight-forward, we must understand that this cannot be used in an argument as it will cause some degree of confusion. Firstly, "support" here is being used loosely as the word defined in the Oxford Dictionary doesn't only refer to financial ASSISTANCE but also refers to encouragement, help and approving of to name a few. Secondly, as it relates to men not supporting their children financially, it is because some women use that maintenance fund to accessorize themselves instead of putting it to good use. Thirdly, they are women who do not allow fathers within this country to see their child but still want them to maintain them financially.
I recall a case where a father was not allowed to see his child for 6 years because the mother felt like it; but he was still ordered by the court to pay a maintenance fee every month. Luckily, after a while the girl decided that she wanted to see her father and asked him to take full custody of her when she reached the age where she could make that decision. This however, is not the case for all men as some of them never see the child even after the child has grown and mature enough to make adult decisions, because of some deceitful women.
But is there something wrong with calling a man a dog? No! I agree that men are dogs. Why do I agree? Men are dogs because they are the protectors and the providers. They are the ones we turn to in time of need and help. Yes, ALL MEN ARE DOGS!!
If men are dogs, I then say women are cats. Some women in my opinion are the most deceitful, fictitious creature that God placed on the face of the earth. By now, half of them are cursing me and calling me more nasty names than ever. In 30 minutes, my name will be on their tongues and taken to work for a proper roasting. But I say STOP!! Why? Because my definition is true and you yourself know that, that is why you have become so offended. Women are like cats because of there feline like behaviour always hissing and scratching at things which more often than not do not concern them. Women have this tendency to find fault with everything and this is in relation to a cat who can find a loose thread on a piece of garment.
There is more I can say about women but it will only cause more arguments than necessary, especially among those whose corns have been mashed by my statements. However, as the book continues you will become more knowledgeable about Men and Women.
In conclusion, let me make it simple Men are Dogs because men like dogs when they do shit it is in the open for eveyone to see; however women are like cats because women like cats when they do shit always try to cover it up especially in places men have to get their hands dirty!!
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